February 29, 2012

Observations I

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Four out of five mornings a week I leave my flat at 8am. Shortly after, I walk past an elderly lady out walking her equally old dog. It varies each day how far along the road she is but I always see her bending to pick litter up off the footpath to put into a garbage bin in one of the many front yards.  Or at least, that is what I thought I was watching.

This morning when I walked past her she had bent over to pick up a discarded coke can from the gutter. The next thing I heard, was the same coke can re-hitting the ground in someone’s front yard. I stopped and watched her, not quite believing she was throwing litter into someone’s front yard. Two houses further down she did it again. Bend. Pick up empty bottle. Toss.

I don’t know whether I should be cranky with her because this isn’t solving the problem of litter, or whether I should find it funny because it seems so crazy, what can you do except shake your head.

February 26, 2012

Blah Fashion

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Fashion. What can I say. When you're actually at a show, it is so boring. You are surrounded by pretentious twats who are completely wrapped up in looking like everyone else in the near vicinity of them. I learnt today that fashion is about shoes that don't fit, looking like an emaciated African child, hair in a top not be it messy or neat and the ability to sneer rather than smile, if you can smile at all.


I find the end result of fashion photography, freely available in so many magazines, far more interesting. Given my interest in photography in general, that isn't surprising. It is hard to find anything positive to say about creations like this;


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Or even this;


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Perhaps I'm being a bit harsh cause I didn't mind the work of Holly Fulton. For example;


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Thanks London Fashion Week 2012 but you haven't won this cynic over. I think I actually have less time for this world than ever before. I could go into great depth about how it is degrading to women as a whole, how the industry produces a lot of "stuff" that no one in their right mind would ever wear publicly or how exploitation features predominantly for those in the world of chain fashion. But essentially why bother? Many others, far more capable than I have already done it. Perhaps I'm just getting bitter about the mass market, over saturation style demands of what I should look like, what I should wear and what I should find interesting.


My flat mate has been reading this over my shoulder and asked if today is brutal honesty Sunday. And yes. I think it is.

February 21, 2012

A short lesson in horticulture

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Scene: Interior Basement office. Day

The office door opens and a female student enters. She walks to the counter and looks at our vase of flowers. The student turns to my colleague.

Student: why have you got asparagus in a jar?

Colleague: [pause] they’re daffodils.

So apparently, these two, completely separate items, are one and the same.

February 11, 2012

Frozen

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When I left Australia I was telling anyone, who wasn’t sick of listening, that I wanted to have many new and exciting experiences. Of late, these have dropped off as the cycle of work and commuting and groceries and boring stuff has increased.

This morning though, provided one of those new experiences I’ve been missing. It wasn’t something amazing or miraculous. It was a lack of running water.

The weather has finally been cold enough for the pipes to freeze. A phenomenon I’ve heard of but luckily avoided. My housemate discovered the problem at 5:30 am when she got up to have a shower before going to work. What I didn’t know would happen, even though she reported it to the tenancy bods, was that a plumber would arrive just after 9am, with me still in pyjamas, looking stylish with bed hair.

He looked at the taps, went back downstairs and checked the mains and came back with the verdict there was nothing he could do that wouldn’t negatively effect the pipes. So, it is now 10:46am and there is still no water. I’ve been up to the shops and brought a couple of bottles of water, so at least I can have a cup of tea but that doesn’t help with flushing the toilet.

Hopefully it warms up enough to defrost the pipes a bit, otherwise, it will be back to the bogan baths I had in the Middle East. Yay!!!

February 05, 2012

Got to dance...

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What a surprise. I'm watching a dancing talent show. Usually there's a lot of bad auditions, but there's also some bloody good ones. Here are a few of the ones I've particularly liked.

This first video is a 14 year old girl, who has the joy of hypermobility...


This little dude calls himself Kav Man and he's FIVE!! He's amazing!! (video quality isn't brilliant but it's worth the watch)


These guys call themselves "Dadversity" and they did Swan Lake. Some of the guys have some real talent and good feet.


This guy was being billed as the embarrassing Dad. He does this kind of dancing at football matches etc. and his kids always want him to stop. Needless to say, with the three gold stars at the end of this they weren't quite so worried.


This guy is just INSANE!#

Honestly, I could go on and on with videos, but I think you all have the idea now...

January 31, 2012

Stressed out mellow

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Today has been a somewhat stressed out mellow day. A deliberate contradiction in terms but apt. So I thought I would share some of the pictures I've liked and some of the music. Enjoy.

“Video Games” by Lana Del Rey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0

“Gathering Stories” by Jonsi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyKK55SUqDk

“Sail” by awolnation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o&feature=related

“Ghost Town” by First Aid Kit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BKUjnyf8uY&feature=related

“I don’t think of you anymore but I don’t think of you any less” by Hungry Ghosts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS9SUmAyKWM&feature=related

“I go to sleep” by Sia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjIcvDm1iC4&feature=related

“Don’t fear the war” by Electric Litany http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3MzVRpKKAo&feature=related



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January 26, 2012

Captain Cabby

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Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer (attributed)

Imagine, if you will, an evening at the theatre after a long day at work. You arrive at the venue with the headache from earlier in the day threatening to make another appearance. Stupidly, you have forgotten to replace the painkillers that normally reside in your bag.

You take your seat, thankful that some of the more annoying of your colleagues are not in attendance, and give fake courtesy to those that are. The lights dim, the play begins and the headache takes over. Ninety minutes later, interval begins, you make your excuses and head for the tube.

After an uneventful thirty minutes on the train, you reach your station. Exiting the station you see the normal line of cabs sitting in the rank. Walking over, you climb in and give the driver your destination. In response you get a guttural “huh?” You repeat the request and off you go. You are secure in the knowledge that in five minutes you will be home, with painkillers, a cup of tea and only meters from your bed.

Having done this route many times you’re a little surprised when the driver turns left instead of going straight ahead. Your annoyance grows when the driver takes you through the centre of town and then back out and onto the road you wanted to be on.

You say to the driver in a confused voice, “um, why are we going the long way?” to be told “it isn’t the long way, stop complaining. All women. All they do is complain. This not long way, this short way for me.” Wanting to avoid any further argument, you say “whatever” and resign yourself to paying extra for the fair. It’s only money after all.

This, however, is not the end of it from the drivers point of view. He continues to gesture wildly, talking at pace in such heavily accented English, you can only guess that what he is saying is what you are hearing. For the entirety of the five-minute trip, you are berated and told off for being a woman and for complaining. Your blood is beginning to boil, and you start looking for the number of the cab so you can make a complaint.

Normally, you wouldn’t make a complaint straight after an incident, to the line manager of a person. It is not the automatic first response, however, in this instance, it is necessary because of the locked doors of the cab and the aggression being directed at you.

Having imagined all of this, you might be confused as to why this variation in route is an issue. I will put it plainly. Had the driver gone down R*** Road, there would have been three or four sets of lights, an almost straight road and a slightly higher speed limit. The driver, going through town, and down W*** Road incurred seven or eight sets of lights, a wending road and a regular speed limit. Consider £5 verses £7. It isn’t much, I agree, but the level of arrogance and aggression I was subjected to means I probably should have tried to avoid payment altogether. In distances it is 4.02km (2.5miles) verses the normal 2.75km (1.7miles).

I wish I could come up with a moral to the story, but if there is one, it eludes me.

Bastard cabbies!!

December 31, 2011

A new year is unfolding...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~ Attributed to Bill Vaughn


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 I recently became an aunty. It’s a strange concept and one that I thought might one day happen, but had no real consciousness of. I guess this is an obvious statement given that the mechanism and the biology of it are removed entirely from me.



Those who know me, know I have no real liking for children. They are strange little irritants that, until they develop to a certain level, and then after that in a lot of cases, you can’t do anything with them. They just are. My niece though, for the little time I’ve known her, doesn’t have that same effect on me. Perhaps it really is ‘all in the blood’.


My Mum, in an attempt to help my Sister out, has gone through her old diaries from the time that my sister was born. It makes for amusing reading as I was three at the time. Reading about yourself in this biographical format is interesting and at times, down right funny. You also learn some of your personality traits were cemented from before you can comprehend them.


I learnt, that in the month after A came home from the hospital, I spent a huge amount of time at my Grandparents house having “holidays”. I also learnt that when I was home I could be naughty. Something not elaborated on but entirely unbelievable. Perhaps the most surprising, yet obvious thing I discovered was where my early love for shopping came from. Every other day I was off, out the door with Dad, an Aunt or one of the three Grandparents. The irony of this, again, for those of you unlucky enough to have been shopping with me recently, is how much I detest it now. The detestation of shopping deserves a post in and of itself.


There isn’t really a point to this post. Not that any of the others always have a point either but I wanted to make the last post of 2011 about something that I’ve been thinking about recently.


2011, for many of us, has been an absolute shit of a year. One that we will look back on without too many fond memories. I know that will be the case for me. I don’t want to go back and rehash all the bad. Let’s just suffice to say that the lowest point of my year was the death of my Grandad. A man who I thought would always be up the road, ready to tell a yarn or build something out in the shed. The highest point has been getting back to Australia for Christmas, surprising everyone because they didn’t know I was coming and meeting my niece who if I have any control over it, will have a brilliant life. But then, with the people in my family, I don’t see how this is anything but the truth.


Happy New Year to you all. Here’s to a brighter day in 2012. See you on the flip side.